Hi there. I am the Mom of a 7,6, and 4 yr. old. I am SOO bored that I'm thinking of going to work or having another baby!!!! It's not the typical boredom. It's the boredom of cleaning, cooking, grooming, and other day to day stuff that makes me want to astral project to Tuscany and spend my days sipping wine and learning Italian. Oh yeah, I also have 2 dogs that love to bring me as much dirt and mud as they possibly can. Of course,the dogs don't think the kids do a very good job of bringing all of it in, so they need to compensate. Does Guiness already have a world record on the books regarding how many times you can wipe crumbs off of a kitchen table? I want in on that one.